After practicing two months of classic deathmarching, we finally arrive at a much-needed project retrospective. There are no surprises here, we all knew that it was a deathmarch. It was not a difficult thing to predict, you would with no problem also see the signs: fixed scope, fixed budget and fixed deadline. And the budget’s way too small. Not even close.
I told everyone what would happen. I could see the signs because I was assigned to be the project leader. The task was doomed and I had no choice but to refuse the assignment. “What I can offer is myself in a coaching role” I told them. I thought that I could do the visualization-trick, show everybody how to do the hansei and then we could all jump on the kaizen-train.
“Oh, by the way, the team will not get time to gather requirements. Who will do that work?” I asked.
“That must be you”, the chief said (the person behind the interesting deadline) and looked at the IT-coordinator (the person behind the tiny budget).
OK then! I can do coaching, which I love. Hopefully we can achieve lots of stuff here! Me and the team got started, and we set up Scrum-but for visualizing what was not doable. Great team! Engaged people we were, all of us. Much enjoyment. And already after the first two-week sprint, even before we lacked the non-existing requirements, we noticed things were worse than expected. Maintenance work is taking up almost all time from the team. “Wow, we must visualize, and escalate to the customer”. We did! But frustrating enough, no actions are taken. March on.
So here we are today. My small amount of hours has run out (a month before deadline) and it remains only to do one final project retrospective. The plan is to summon the team, the chief and the IT-coordinator. We must all face the reality and talk to each other. If the impossibleness can be visualized, then we can motivate ourselves to ask what we can do to avoid same journey next time. What can we improve? What do we need to learn to manage delivery? We realize that the team must be the problem, and obviously the team is too small. There aren’t even anyone who can gather the requirements, since no one has the time. So we need more people, and thus we need to work with budget. The first reactions are not unexpectedly a bit inprogressive: “but we cannot change budget”, “I think that you do not understand how budget works” (expressed directly to the facilitator), “If we ask for a budget, then we would only get a tiny portion”. So I talk about different tools for achieving goals, like “art of the possible”, “focus on / focus off”, “no whining” and “no blame-game”. And then I again ask how we can achieve delivery before deadline. Silence. Finally, chief says:
“Well… maybe we could lift the budget-question to higher instance.”
All this happened yesterday. Today IT-coordinator called me to have a meeting with chief tomorrow. Those who’s alive will see… ;-).